October 2011
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previously on teen mom:
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“On Monday NBC unveiled its hottest prospect for a new hit sitcom, a show called...”
– New York Times, 2 Networks Pin Their Hopes on One Comedian
(via fairway-frank)
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Rugby World Cup good for your sex life. Well, my... →
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I think I found the most annoying Tumblr ever...
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gag me with a spoon
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Sorry if this is TMI-- but my grandma's dog finds...
It’s like he cannot be alone.
I go to the kitchen— he follows.
I go grab a pencil in the office— yep right behind me.
I get up off the couch, move over 5 feet to the coffee table, grab my brush, and go to the mirror— and he follows me. We’re in the same room!
Totally OCD.
A low of 56*??!!! I might cry.
It feels so nice.
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'Til 2013 do us part? Mexico mulls 2-year marriage... →
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September 2011
Everyone here asks me: "Are you excited about the...
I immediately think, “What did the New York Rangers do that I haven’t read about?”
Then I remember they’re talking about the Texas Rangers and I shrug and say no.
Hockey trumps all. I don’t care about the Texas Rangers.
95% of the people who support them now weren’t with them before last season.
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THERE ARE FUCKING KIDS STARING INTO MY WINDOWS AND...
WHAT IS THIS?
THEY’RE LOOKING AT MY GRANDMA’S DOG.
WHY DON’T THEIR PARENTS TEACH THEM NOT TO LOOK INTO WINDOWS?!!!!!!!!
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I'm convinced conservatives want everyone who...
Feed the poor? Fuck ‘em.
Education? Nah, we want to keep people stupid.
Keep the old people alive? They’re almost dead anyway.
Guns? We need more.
You don’t love Jesus? You’re a terrorist.
Gay people? Burn them at the stake.
Anything else I missed?
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Ann Coulter is the biggest dumb bitch that ever...
I just sent the weirdest e-mail ever. I had no...
“Hi, I’m Courtney. Here’s what I’m studying. Blah blah blah.”
Oh, by the way, can you get me into Notre Dame?
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My friend's parents were fun, well her mother...
Her dad didn’t say much so I talked more to her mom. They are HUGE Yankees fans and they lived the majority of their lives in NYC.
I have my cupcakes, I found lovely grape and yellow cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, oranges, and limes.
In honor of Oktoberfest I bought a German pretzel.
I might go to a Lebanese festival tonight in my city.
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Notre Dame is ranked #36 in history graduate...
36 is my favorite number. It’s also my lucky number.
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The high today is only supposed to be 83*. The...
But we’re back to 90s next week.
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I'm going to the Dallas Farmers Market and then to...
She texted me: “My parents are old and kind of annoying. Be prepared.”
Sigh.
Wonderful.
And they’re New Yorkers.
The good thing about having a dog in the house...
The bad thing about having a dog in the house when you’re alone at night— he hears everything.
He does make me sleep easier; although if the need should arise for him to protect me, unless the attacker was another dog, I think Mr. Priss here wouldn’t do much.
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I miss Michael Scott.
His departure killed the show for me.
The show was wearing thin on me the past two seasons; however it rebounded at times throughout the past season. The arrival of asshole California sealed the deal for me— I think I’m jumping this sinking ship sooner rather than later.
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This coming Tuesday Obama is speaking at the same... →
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IT'S...
IT’S AMAZING.
I HAVEN’T SEEN, FELT, OR TASTED RAIN IN 2 MONTHS.
I DANCED IN IT EARLIER.
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Ay, Monterrey!
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A growing collection of recipes: Frankenstein... →
kitchenwitch:
Ingredients 1 box (1 lb 2.4 oz) brownie mix Water, vegetable oil and egg called for on brownie mix box 1 cup vanilla frosting (from 16 oz container) 4 to 5 drops neon green food color 2 drops neon purple food color 24 candy corn 24 miniature candy-coated chocolate baking bits black…
