June 2011
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I'm done with 16 & Pregnant. I'm not 16, I'm not...
However, if MTV created a show about a 24 year old Latin American Studies grad student looking for love, I’d tune in, especially if her suitors happened to be a Spanish tennis player, an Israeli basketball player, and a Finnish hockey player.
Wait, did I pitch my life as a TV show to MTV?
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AOL Music described Nickelback as hard rock.
Let me compose myself for a second; it’s hard to type when you’re literally on the floor laughing your ass off.
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They made a Blue Crush 2? REALLY?
Why?
Did anyone watch the first one?
I missed the first 17 minutes of the newest 16 &...
Vampires disguised as mosquitoes are feasting on...
I don’t know why mosquitoes love me, but they LOVE me.
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Ahhh!!!! I put some Proactiv benzoyl peroxide...
This could possibly be the worst NBA finals for me...
First of all I live in the Dallas area and everyone is talking about the Mavs and everyone is a bandwagoner.
Secondly, I hate Lebron James.
So it’s really a lose-lose situation for me either way.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH HBO'S THE PACIFIC AND IT'S...
My friend's 84 year old mom had a stroke today and...
May 2011
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Yes, I'm from Texas. No, that doesn't mean I own a...
greaterseraph:
Stereotyping. Not cool.
4. I don't care that he is old enough to be/older...
That moment when you really want to say something...
karaoke-dictatorship:
onegirlriot:
i cant help myself i have to say something ok
I usually can’t bite my tongue.
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¡Vete A La Verga!
Yo oido a mi mama.
My grandma made mole!
tammysaywhat:
It’s so delicious. OM NOM NOM.
what kind???
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My friend is having a water birth with midwives in...
I approve.
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plainviews:
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Baby clothes are so freaking cute.
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Sometimes I see stuff on Tumblr that does not...
My pregnant friend wants to go baby stuff...
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I'm telling my aunt today I'm going to Mexico....
Maybe I'll run into someone famous in D.F.
Just kidding! There’s 23 million people.
I'm organizing all the clothes I'm bringing to...
