January 2012
I'd give Flula a NYE kiss. I hope he isn't home...
That would be sad.
Oh, hey. I’m home baking cookies and typing on Tumbr. Equally sad.
Maybe we should get together.
No.
He probably has a hot party to DJ and the woman will be all over that hot German strudel.
The Portuguese cookies I made for NYE were a train...
I followed the recipe but the cookies didn’t come out right— there was nothing to hold them together so they all ran together in the oven and started to burn.
I turned the second batch into cupcakes and they didn’t turn out.
So I made a waffle and smeared peanut butter on it and called it a night in the kitchen.
gazos:
No resolutions, no “new year, new me!” none of that shit.
Picking up right where I left off.
Someone actually got mad at me once when I told them I don’t do new year’s resolutions. “How do you not make a new year’s resolution!?”
Like this
Hope you took notes.
December 2011
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Margaret Thatcher is a horrible, horrible woman...
May she go down in history as one of the worst leaders in world history, along with her equally evil peers and co-conspirators, Ronald Reagan and General Pinochet.
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Ok. Downton Abbey is an English version of a...
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Cute Swedish short film. Instead of Abracadabra...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDXthIW2Qkc
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Who is this poor girl on Craig Ferguson? She's so...
Poor, poor, dumb young woman from Alaska.
So dumb. But she seems nice.
It's midnight. I've turned into a pumpkin.
Buenas noches.
TLC will air a show about competitive Irish... →
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poorgraduatestudent:
Saints preserve us! I wanted to be an Irish dancer when I was young. So many North Texas Irish Festivals attended. I will watch this and see how it goes.
I gave up ballet because I wanted to train as an Irish dancer—but then someone told me that it would look silly for an Asian kid to wear ghillies, so that dream died a painful death :(
Well that person...
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Documentary about Irish dancing. →
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TLC will air a show about competitive Irish... →
Saints preserve us! I wanted to be an Irish dancer when I was young. So many North Texas Irish Festivals attended. I will watch this and see how it goes.
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I swear, if Tate isn't in the second season, I'm...
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youdontknowbecauseonlyiknow:
basically there is this store in Alabama that gets all the lost baggage from airlines and repairs/washes/sorts through the items and then sells them. Its really cool so go check out the site!
If I ever needed a reason to visit Alabama.
My friend is tweeting everything she's seeing...
I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT YET. STOOOOOOOP IT!
I have season one set to record on the DVR this week.
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mysterysongs:
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
brienne—of—tarth:
cuntea:
pandamation:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
wish i was as edgy as you
….
WRITE THOUSANDS...
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My new years resolution;
steeeeeeephr:
before the end of 2012, or if the Mayans were right, before the end of the world, I am DETERMINED to have Zooey Deschanel follow me on tumblr. IT WILL HAPPEN GUYS. can’t stop me.
God. I hate college kids. So why do I want to...
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My darling Flula. My darling, darling, sweet...